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 Post subject: Donald Trump to visit Israel
PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:55 pm 
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Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.

While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies

The undertaker tells the American Diplomats accompanying him,

‘You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land for just $100.’

The American Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a few minutes. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?

The American Diplomats replied, ‘Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take the risk.’–

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 Post subject: Re: Donald Trump to visit Israel
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:lol: Good one!

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=)) =)) Brilliant !


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 Post subject: Re: Donald Trump to visit Israel
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:lol: Good one!

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